Como Se Dice "Pure Genius" en Espanol?

On an almost-daily basis, I use FedEx.com to ship all of our immigration documents to incoming students. I went to the homepage today and came across this gem of corporate genius...


Hey, it's great that they've finally decided to join the 21st century and offer customer service in Spanish. It's just a shame that to find out how exactly you can talk to a rep en espanol...you need to understand the statement in English.

Now back to my regularly scheduled drudgery...

Until next time...
Dan