What Exactly Did Dan Learn Last Week?

It's Monday, the boss isn't here, and a J'Lo movie is number one at the Box Office. It's either time for a good ol'fashioned apocalypse, or it's time to find out...

What Dan Learned

• When you're at a poker table with guys named Diesel, Juice, and Dum-Dum, you know you're in for a long night...
• Ricky Ricardo's club was not "El Clubbo..."
• You can't expect good service from an 80-year-old waitress...
• There needs to be a version of Family Feud released for PS2...
• A 9, 10, J, Q, A poker hand is not a straight (kinda missing a card in there)...
• After swearing I would not watch one episode this season, I am officially hooked to The Inferno 2. I am not proud...
• I still have yet to meet a person who has finished a meal at Denny's and said, "Mmm, now that's good eatin'..."
• Only I could find a way to reference Waldo Faldo in an AIM conversation...
• There are some really dumb shits on PartyPoker.com...
• Crossing guards who wave at you every day are just using you for coffee money...
• Today was supposed to be my birthday, but nooooooo...
  

That is all.

Until next time...
Dan