Kevin Costner He Ain't...

So Liza Minelli's bodyguard is suing her for sexual harassment. That's funny enough. But he's also suing her for "assault and battery."

Let me break this down again. A bodyguard is suing his 5'4, 58-year-old client for assault and battery, who then allegedly forced him to have sex.

If this isn't the greatest story in the history of Hollywood, I don't know what is.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=529&ncid=529&e=2&u=/ap/20041111/ap_en_ot/people_minnelli

Until next time...
Dan